OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

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OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

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OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "that was the best drag ever, that shit was fun!"

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OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Cry with you when they are drunk.

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OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

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OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Are for life.

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OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

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OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

MINI TRUCKER FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

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